stonerthings:

Pull up to your family’s Easter celebration like
officialbeyonceknowles:


I LOVE BOOZE
BOOZE LOVES ME
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE
I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR
ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR

remember this lol omg
A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

(via dai-ganzan)


marowakingoff:

total chick magnet

THIS IS MY FAV PIC OF U IM LAUGHING SO HARD IDK WHY
aquafir:

crop tops yo
pussylipgloss:

P L E A S E
did i show yall my engagement ring
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